God damn stupid kiasu shoppers and customers. Please don't argue and fight over a pathetic $5 rebate. Please don't expect everything to be free. Like free wireless connection, free parking, free coffee....etc.
For your info, nothing is free in this world. Wanna know what is free??? Please allow me to brief you.
Example: kena run over by car is free
Kena curse and swear is free
Hanging yourself is free
Committing suicide is also free
When you have a bad day, please don't come out of your house to ruin another person's day cos you will be cursed. Just stay at home to chant. Please believe in karma.
Kena from afew customer today.
Customer A "why no more voucher? I really feel cheated u know? Your stupid shop assistant asked me to pay by visa. I can be very difficult and demand for one u know? Give me something else."
How I settle : Gave her NDP goodie bag instead and pray that after eating she'll have diarrhoea and mouth ulcer.
Customer B "why do u have to ask for my visa card? Why do u need to record? Do u know that u are not allow to do that? Give me your management number."
How I settle: Told this God damn sucker that it was not me who handle him in the first place. It was sadiq and he must be blind or dumb. Told him that because he asked for parking that's why we need to take down his card number.
Customer C " What the hell are your management doing? I really hope that they know what they are doing? Hoarding here and there."
How I settle: Just stare at him and curse & swear at him. U don't just simply step into someone's property and question the owner. How would u like if we step into your house and asked u why is your toilet not in the living room. Have some respect for others inorder to gain respect for yourself asshole.
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LOL~!
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