Joker.

One 30+ man came to ask me "Ms, what do I do with my purchases?"

Don't quite understand his stupid question and thought of replying him " U bring home Sir".

Son Of The Bitch......

Fucking irritating. Must irritate me early in the morning on a Sunday. Whoever u are, balls to u son of the bitch. Have some respect for service staff u fucking pain in the ass. Don't have means don't have, simple english also don't understand. If u think that I do not know then don't ask me. Why be an idiot to ask me a question whereby u don't trust my answer. Only a fucking insane idiot will do that. Go, go ask MR YAN from hell. He's waiting to give u your preferred answer.

Embarrassed to the Max.

Just reached home after dinner with Phyllis, Lee Ting and kelvin. Had an enjoyable dinner but feeling damn full now. Thai food is really fantastic.

Feel damn embarrassed earlier as I thought Kelvin was just behind me on the escalator. Turned back without looking and asked "are u hungry?" Realised no reply and looked at him. Then I realised that the guy standing behind me wasn't Kelvin. So, m..a..l..u.... Shit. Kelvin saw and was laughing at me....... Lagi malu........

Angel.....................

Dear humans,

I am just an ordinary human like you. Me not angel. Therefore, please don't expect any angelic act from me. I also got to work for my $$$$, not given by God or drop from the sky or whatsoever. So, please spare a thought for me. Whoever that owe me $$$$, please have the courtesy to return me. Me not your 'lao bu'. If don't intend to return then when I walk pass you, please call me 'lao bu' and I will get your message loud and clear.

前世因果

前世因果说---做人必读!
欲知前世因，今生受者是，欲知后世果，今生作者是。 善男信女至诚听，听念三世因果经。 三世因果非小可，佛言真语实非轻。 今生做官为何因，前世黄金装佛身。 前世修来今世受，紫袍玉带佛前求。 黄金装佛装自己，遮盖如来盖自身。 莫说做官皆容易，前世不修何处来。 骑马坐轿为何因，前世修桥补路人。 穿绸穿缎为何因，前世施衣济穷人。 有吃有穿为何因，前世茶饭施贫人。 无食无穿为何因，前世不舍半分文。 高楼大厦为何因，前世造庵起凉亭。 福禄俱足为何因，前世施米寺庵门。 相貌端严为何因，前世花果供佛前。 聪明智慧为何因，前世诵经念佛人。 贤妻美妇为何因，前世佛门多结缘。 夫妻长寿为何因，前世幢幡供佛前。 父母双全为何因，前世敬重孤独人。 无父无母为何因，前世都是打鸟人。 多子多孙为何因，前世开笼放鸟人。 养子不成为何因，前世皆因溺婴身。 今生无子为何因，前世填穴覆巢人。 今生长寿为何因，前世买物放生灵。 今生短命为何因，前世宰杀众生命。 今生无妻为何因，前世偷奸谋人妻。 今生守寡为何因，前世轻贱丈夫身。 今生奴婢为何因，前世忘恩负义人。 今生眼明为何因，前世舍油点佛灯。 今生瞎眼为何因，前世指路不分明。 今生缺口为何因，前世吹灭佛前灯。 今生聋哑为何因，前世恶口骂双亲。 今生驼背为何因，前世耻笑拜佛人。 今生拙手为何因，前世造孽害旁人。 今生跛脚为何因，前世拦路打劫人。 今生牛马为何因，前世欠债不还人。 今生猪狗为何因，前世皆因骗害人。 今生多病为何因，前世杀生害命人。 今生无病为何因，前世施药救病人。 今生囚牢为何因，前世作恶害别人。 今生饿死为何因，前世糟塌五谷人。 毒药死者为何因，前世药物毒众生。 伶仃孤苦为何因，前世恶心侵算人。 眷属欢笑为何因，前世扶助孤独人。 今生疯癫为何因，前世酒肉逼僧人。 今生吊死为何因，前世劫索在山林。 鳏寡孤独为何因，前世狠心嫉妒人。 雷打火烧为何因，大秤小斗不公平。 蛇咬虎伤为何因，前世冤家对头人。 万般自作还自受，地狱受苦怨何人。 莫道因果无人见，远在儿孙近在身。 不信吃斋多修积，但看眼前受福人。 前世修善今享福，今生作恶后沉沦。 有人毁谤因果经，后世堕落失人身。 有人受持因果经，诸神菩萨作证明。 有人书写因果经，世代儿孙家道兴。 有人顶带因果经，凶灾横祸不临身。 有人讲说因果经，生生世世得聪明。 有人高唱因果经，来生为人受恭敬。 有人印送因果经，富贵荣华报来生。 有人顶礼因果经，事事件件皆称心。 有人深信因果经，同生西方极乐人。 三世因果说不尽，苍天不亏善心人。 大众发心广劝化，印送此经吉星临。 一人传十十传百，明因识果做善人。

那, 今生人人 owe me 钱为何因?????

Hai..... full of beggars. How could a person be so irresposible????

Do You Believe???

Do's and dont's to be observed during ghost month include the following:

DO:- make offerings, especially the burning of "ghost money" (An estimated 220,000 tons of ghost money is burned every year around Taiwan)

DON'T: - weddings, special plans, business deals and outings should be put on hold till the end of the month;- no whistling, whistling is not a good idea, whistling will lead the ghost straight to your home; - talking ill of the dead (even if it's true) will just bring tears and heartache; - special care should be taken when walking along riverbanks where a water ghost can easily steal a living spirit; and - adding to the numbers by burying the dead is, unfortunately, not a good idea.
On the 30th day of the month, the gates of hell are closed again and the ghosts return to the other side.

Service Industries.

God damn stupid kiasu shoppers and customers. Please don't argue and fight over a pathetic $5 rebate. Please don't expect everything to be free. Like free wireless connection, free parking, free coffee....etc.


For your info, nothing is free in this world. Wanna know what is free??? Please allow me to brief you.


Example: kena run over by car is free


Kena curse and swear is free


Hanging yourself is free


Committing suicide is also free


When you have a bad day, please don't come out of your house to ruin another person's day cos you will be cursed. Just stay at home to chant. Please believe in karma.



Kena from afew customer today.

Customer A "why no more voucher? I really feel cheated u know? Your stupid shop assistant asked me to pay by visa. I can be very difficult and demand for one u know? Give me something else."
How I settle : Gave her NDP goodie bag instead and pray that after eating she'll have diarrhoea and mouth ulcer.
Customer B "why do u have to ask for my visa card? Why do u need to record? Do u know that u are not allow to do that? Give me your management number."
How I settle: Told this God damn sucker that it was not me who handle him in the first place. It was sadiq and he must be blind or dumb. Told him that because he asked for parking that's why we need to take down his card number.
Customer C " What the hell are your management doing? I really hope that they know what they are doing? Hoarding here and there."
How I settle: Just stare at him and curse & swear at him. U don't just simply step into someone's property and question the owner. How would u like if we step into your house and asked u why is your toilet not in the living room. Have some respect for others inorder to gain respect for yourself asshole.

May Goddess Of Mercy.........

Help those that needed help. Just don't understand how some people can do things without thinking of consequences and their family. Are family members not important to them? To me, family members are an asset. Can't do without them.

“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”